This is what 20 days of open bars does to a man

RSVFree is still going strong, but the alcohol is having a serious affect on our livers, also our ability to care enough to write posts. That being said tonight is another wednesday night blowout. Samba-Le, Prof Thoms, Beauty Bar, Annex, etc etc etc. We will be at all of them drinking our asses off. Also we will take more pictures, or something.

pure insanity, the open bar today was Bondi Road which is basically the best brunch place in the city. tomorrow is TBD. Also, The Annex is the best new club in nyc rigt nyah, laser pics to follow.

This is the perfect night to troll the city for undesirable alcoholics

This picture represents the anonymous partner you hooked up with for Valentine’s Day.

Protip: If a bar is called Level V, going to the fifth floor of a random apartment building does not work.

Generic bar shot #14a

RSVFree is still going strong. My liver is starting to fail however, but I’m confident I will last the month. We are half way there! Last night was solid, free mojitos at Samba Le which was better then expected. We had grandiose plans to continue the open bar but they fell by the wayside as we ate some delicious sushi, went to the horeshoe bar and crashed back home. We have been lazy about putting up events but are still going places if you want to follow along email us for definite plans.

Tonight was a bust. ALMOST. Luckily we were beautiful enough to get handpicked for the end-of-fashion-week party at TriBeCa Grand. It was… not so grand. But we got our free drink and the streak continues.

Quote of the night: “Wow, this is a lot of dudes, but she hand picked them so we have to let them in”

Wave goodbye to fashion week, we’re going to be hitting dives in L.E.S. for the rest of the month.

RSVFree is going full steam ahead, home sweet home did not disappoint this week. However 205 club didnt have our RSVP despite sending it in like 10am. Whatever, we didn’t want to go there anyway. Who wants to drink rum? Pirates dying of scurvy, that’s who.

Live from home sweet home

Hottest new trend in booze, radioactive vodka

Last night was a resounding success, started it off at beauty bar for their open cherry vodka bar which Mac Loved and I thought was merely passable. Drank our fill there and met a really awesome girl who was cutting up the dance floor with Chris. Then we bounced down to the LES for open bar at Libation, where, SURPRISE, there was in fact no open bar to be had. Rattlesnakes. Luckily this being NYC we walked a block over to the Annex where there WAS an open bar and more underage hipsters but really good music and good vodka (mmmm energy vodka).

Note: bar not actually full

Lit last night was full of underage hipster lesbians making out with each other. I couldn’t really complain, there were some surprisingly good looking girls there. Luckily we went to Cheap Shots beforehand and drank a bunch of pitchers and some obligatory Mardi Gras Hurricane shots because they cut us off after two rounds and served Kevin a plain grapefruit instead of a greyhound. The bartender was awesomely surly, I’m sure he lives in Williamsburg.

Esta noche es WEDNESDAY OPEN BAR SPECTACULARRRRRRR. List of planned stops forthcoming.